Horrors
Thursday Thirteen
Thursday, December 20th, 2007Me, Me, Me.
Now, imagine the sound of my melodious voice.
1. On the first day of Christmas my family brought to me, One busted toe.
2. On the second day of Christmas my family brought to me, Two half eaten cookie and One busted toe.
3. On the third day of Christmas my family brought to me, Tape […]
Burying Words
Tuesday, July 10th, 2007Yesterday, the NAACP “buried” the N word. In a ceremony befitting the death of a statesman, they paraded up Woodward Avenue in Detroit and made a spectacle of it.
Please understand me. I find that word to be abhorrent, disgusting, filled with hate and loathsome on all levels. I find people who use it to be […]
The Disappointment.
Friday, May 4th, 2007She was one of my favorite authors. I read her stuff so many times I practically had it memorized. I admired her, thought she was a fabulous writer and was just in awe that I was in the same room with her, let alone the same convention. Then came the blow.
I was in a public […]
The Cult of the Cross-Eyed Nipples
Sunday, April 1st, 2007I clearly remember the joy of sneaking out braless as a teen. I only did it a couple of times. I considered it the height of rebellious slutdom and I didn’t have a lot of courage. Ah, the good old days. Now I realize that being without a bra is not akin to being a […]
Oh for Cripes Sake!
Saturday, March 24th, 2007I just heard that Ann Nicole Smiths diary sold on E-bay for some amazing amount of money, to a man from Germany, who was a fan. I didn’t hear it on an entertainment magazine show. I heard it on my national news!
I have a problem with this.
1. A diary is not meant to be sold to […]