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Thursday Thirteen
By liedele | December 20, 2007
Me, Me, Me.
Now, imagine the sound of my melodious voice.
1. On the first day of Christmas my family brought to me, One busted toe.
2. On the second day of Christmas my family brought to me, Two half eaten cookie and One busted toe.
3. On the third day of Christmas my family brought to me, Tape stuck on my table, two half eaten cookies and One busted toe.
4. On the fourth day of Christmas my family brought to me, “Honey I can’t get the day off, tape stuck on my table, two half eaten cookies and One busted toe.
5. On the fifth day of Christmas my family brought to me, five runny noses, “Honey I can’t get the day off, tape stuck to my table, two half eaten cookies and a one busted toe.
6. On the sixth day Christmas my family brought to me, six dirty diapers, five runny noses, “Honey I can’t get the day off, tape stuck to my table, two half eaten cookies and one busted toe.
7. On the seventh day of Christmas my family brought to me, seven boys to sleep over, six dirty diapers, five runny noses. “Honey I can’t get the day off, tape stuck to my table, two half eaten cookies and one busted toe.
8. On the eighth day of Christmas my family brought to me, eight lame excuses, seven boys to sleep over, six dirty diapers, five runny noses. “Honey I can’t get the day off, tape stuck to my table, two half eaten cookies and one busted toe.
9. On the ninth day of Christmas my family brought to me, nine demands for treats at school, eight lame excuses, seven boys to sleep over, six dirty diapers, five runny noses. “Honey, I can’t get the day off,” tape stuck to my table, two half eaten cookies and one busted toe.
10. On the tenth day of Christmas my family brought to me, ten lists for Santa, nine demands for treats at school, eight lame excuses, seven boys to sleep over, six dirty diapers, five runny noses. “Honey, I can’t get the day off,” tape stuck to my table, two half eaten cookies and one busted toe.
11. On the eleventh day of Christmas my family brought to me, eleven requests for a different dinner, ten lists for Santa, nine demands for treats at school, eight lame excuses, seven boys to sleep over, six dirty diapers, five runny noses. “Honey, I can’t get the day off,” tape stuck to my table, two half eaten cookies and one busted toe.
12. On the twelfth day of Christmas my family brought to me, twelve plans to trap a reindeer, eleven requests for a different dinner, ten lists for Santa, nine demands for treats at school, eight lame excuses, seven boys to sleep over, six dirty diapers, five runny noses. “Honey, I can’t get the day off,” tape stuck to my table, two half eaten cookies and one busted toe.
13. On the thirteenth day of Christmas my family brought to me.
“Oh go away. Mommy needs a nap and her toe is turning purple!”
Whether you celebrat(ed) Hanukkah, Yule, Christmas, Kwanza, Festivus or the joy of living your life every day, all of the members of the Goat Rodeo wish all the readers of the blog a joyous and precious time with those you love most.
Happy Holidays
The Goat Rodeo.
Topics: Family, Horrors, Thursday Thirteen, Life |
December 26th, 2007 at 9:07 am
LOL Happy Holidays to you and your family!