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Strange Blog Spam Comments
By Nancy Lindquist | March 23, 2007
I know they’re auto-generated spam, but they crack me up.
1. Hot Videos of Teachers Having Sex
I don’t know about you, but the last thing I want to see is some of my old high school teachers going at it. These were smart, but not all attractive people. Yick. I need a mental shower.
2. Take a Pill for a Larger Penis
I’m a woman. Not interested in growing a penis. Thanks for the offer.
3. Ambien Side Effects
Hand me my car keys. I take Ambien on occasion. It works and I love it. No beaver talking, Abraham Lincoln as a pusher drug is gonna get it out of my hands. I tried their pill. I didn’t sleep. Take your helmeted diver and begone. I do love that yappy beaver though.
4. Free Ringtones
I like the ring of a phone. I miss a ringing phone. Although, my cell does play, “My Humps.” Keeps the testosterone types from borrowing it.
5. Free Strip Blackjack
What’s the point? I’d rather play for money.
6. Buy Cheap ______________
I am SO not putting a drug I buy from who knows who, with who knows what in it. I’m taking enough of a chance with the idiot pharmacist down the street. Guy wouldn’t fill a prescription my doctor wrote cause she got a letter wrong. You can’t even read her handwriting, how can you tell it’s wrong?
She did call and straighten it out the next day, but he’s still uppity about it, a year later.
7. Adult Dating for Swingers
I have four kids. Even if I had the inclination, where would I find the time?
8. You’re photo is hawt.
I don’t have a photo on this page.
9. Cheap Cialis
Would you really trust your tally-whacker to a cheap drug? Dude, respect your ding-a-ling more than that, please.
10. Old Man Having Sex.
Ewww, why?
March 23rd, 2007 at 10:09 am
Weird. I get next to NO spam on my blog.
Believe me, I am NOT complaining!!!
March 24th, 2007 at 7:54 am
So maybe I haven’t had my blog up long enough to get spam yet, but I do have to admit that these are pretty funny when you think about it. I still say you have a great sense of humor, but then with 4 kids I imagine you’d have to or risk loosing your mind. I have 3 kids in my house so I speak from experience. *g*