Lady Lillian - Now in print.
By liedele | May 5, 2008
Its here and available now, in our hands are the authors pre-release copies of Lady Lillian’s Guide to Good Sex. Coming to youIn print in Trade paperback on april 29th . also available on the Kindle ebook reader, and most popular ebook formats.
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Banking on Love — We Now have the Cover.
By liedele | April 10, 2008
This is the cover for Nancy’s Newest book, “Banking on Love” coming out June 2nd th from Lyrical Press.
I think this is one of the best yet.
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New Book - Banking On Love Publishing May 5th.
By liedele | March 15, 2008
Nancy,s Newest Book “Banking on Love” will be Released on May 5th by
Lyrical Press during their grand opening.
MAY 5th at Lyrical Press.
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Where’s Nancy !?
By liedele | January 25, 2008
Today Nancy is guest posting at the samhain publishing blog
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Thursday Thirteen
By liedele | December 27, 2007
There are a lot of things I want to do before I cross the great divide. There are also several things I am happy to never do. It’s not that I don’t have a sense of adventure, I do. I love life, but there are some things I don’t need to do and I’m glad I’ve figured that out, before I let someone talk me into it.
1. I don’t need to jump off anything big, with a parachute, a rubber band, or anything else tied to me.
I’m scared of heights and I see no reason to bother to get over that phobia. I can find no compelling reason to fix it.
2. I don’t need to eat bugs, organ meat, or a large rodent.
You won’t see me on Survivor choking down a raw fermented rat with bugs on it. Ain’t gonna happen.
3. I do not need, nor want, a near death experience.
Dead’s a long time. I don’t need a preview of the event.
4. I have no desire to sail around the world in a sailboat.
I’ll take a large ship with a swimming pool, a captain, adult beverages and odd dinner companions, but I’m not about to do it without all of the above.
5. I don’t need to look like I’m eighteen again.
I would not rule out plastic surgery, but bras fix, what I can’t afford and I like some of my wrinkles. Not all of them, mind you. I can stop aging now and be happy.
6. I don’t need a another, “time of the month.”
For something I used to desperately want, it’s extremely over-rated.
7. I never need to change another diaper.
Do you hear me kids? Get going on this potty training thing. Move it.
8. I don’t need to be famous.
Yes, I’d like to sell a lot of books. Every author loves that idea, but I don’t need my face printed on the back of them. I never want someone trying to sneak up to my house and root through my trash to find out what food I’m eating that keeps me too fat.
9. I don’t need to be thin.
I’m not thrilled with my weight. I could lose some, but my marathon next fall will help with that.
10. I don’t need to go a lot of places.
Sure, there are a lot of places I long to visit, but I may not get to all of them and I am happy with that. I accept that I will not see one thousand places before I die, without the benefit of a Mega Millions win.
11. I don’t need to see space.
There is enough of it in my head. I would not, even if I could, pay for the experience of having a rocket strapped to my butt and being flung out of earth’s gravitational field. I like Terra firma.
12. I would prefer not to go wreck diving.
I dive. I won’t dive in a wreck. I’ve already had a close encounter with a moray eel. I’m over that.
13. I don’t need to be rich.
Money would be nice. I would like it, but if I never get rich, I’m okay with that. I’m not about to give up family time in pursuit of wealth. If it’s money, or kids, I’ll take kids. Maybe not the gray hair, but the kids.
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Thursday Thirteen
By liedele | December 20, 2007
Me, Me, Me.
Now, imagine the sound of my melodious voice.
1. On the first day of Christmas my family brought to me, One busted toe.
2. On the second day of Christmas my family brought to me, Two half eaten cookie and One busted toe.
3. On the third day of Christmas my family brought to me, Tape stuck on my table, two half eaten cookies and One busted toe.
4. On the fourth day of Christmas my family brought to me, “Honey I can’t get the day off, tape stuck on my table, two half eaten cookies and One busted toe.
5. On the fifth day of Christmas my family brought to me, five runny noses, “Honey I can’t get the day off, tape stuck to my table, two half eaten cookies and a one busted toe.
6. On the sixth day Christmas my family brought to me, six dirty diapers, five runny noses, “Honey I can’t get the day off, tape stuck to my table, two half eaten cookies and one busted toe.
7. On the seventh day of Christmas my family brought to me, seven boys to sleep over, six dirty diapers, five runny noses. “Honey I can’t get the day off, tape stuck to my table, two half eaten cookies and one busted toe.
8. On the eighth day of Christmas my family brought to me, eight lame excuses, seven boys to sleep over, six dirty diapers, five runny noses. “Honey I can’t get the day off, tape stuck to my table, two half eaten cookies and one busted toe.
9. On the ninth day of Christmas my family brought to me, nine demands for treats at school, eight lame excuses, seven boys to sleep over, six dirty diapers, five runny noses. “Honey, I can’t get the day off,” tape stuck to my table, two half eaten cookies and one busted toe.
10. On the tenth day of Christmas my family brought to me, ten lists for Santa, nine demands for treats at school, eight lame excuses, seven boys to sleep over, six dirty diapers, five runny noses. “Honey, I can’t get the day off,” tape stuck to my table, two half eaten cookies and one busted toe.
11. On the eleventh day of Christmas my family brought to me, eleven requests for a different dinner, ten lists for Santa, nine demands for treats at school, eight lame excuses, seven boys to sleep over, six dirty diapers, five runny noses. “Honey, I can’t get the day off,” tape stuck to my table, two half eaten cookies and one busted toe.
12. On the twelfth day of Christmas my family brought to me, twelve plans to trap a reindeer, eleven requests for a different dinner, ten lists for Santa, nine demands for treats at school, eight lame excuses, seven boys to sleep over, six dirty diapers, five runny noses. “Honey, I can’t get the day off,” tape stuck to my table, two half eaten cookies and one busted toe.
13. On the thirteenth day of Christmas my family brought to me.
“Oh go away. Mommy needs a nap and her toe is turning purple!”
Whether you celebrat(ed) Hanukkah, Yule, Christmas, Kwanza, Festivus or the joy of living your life every day, all of the members of the Goat Rodeo wish all the readers of the blog a joyous and precious time with those you love most.
Happy Holidays
The Goat Rodeo.
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Thursday Thirteen
By Nancy Lindquist | October 18, 2007
Thirteen Things About Me.
1. I’m very black, or white. Learning to walk in the gray and accept it, has been hard for me.
2. I have a hard time forgiving myself.
3. I like the smell of puppy breath.
4. The sound of rain on the roof is joyous to me.
5. Climbing into bed, with clean sheets, and a snuggly husband is the best part of my life.
6. I want to be one of those women who grows her own food and cans her own vegetables, but I’m a lousy gardener.
7. Scent triggers more memories for me, than any other sense.
8. I love to cook for my family, but not breakfast. They eat cereal in the morning.
9. My home was never complete, until a cat shared it with us.
10. I put a lot of energy into creating menus each week, but never follow them to the letter.
11. My mom always made me keep my hair very short when I was growing up. I am now trying to grow it to my waist, because I can.
12. I collect cookbooks, and read them like novels. See, told you I was into cooking.
13. I like to be awake for the sunrise each day.
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Wordless Wednesday
By Nancy Lindquist | October 17, 2007
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Winner of the contest
By liedele | October 9, 2007
Congratulations to Chris Roberts winner of the passionate prose contest. Chris wins a copy of I Shagged the Sherrif.
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Passionate Prose Blogging
By Nancy Lindquist | October 8, 2007
I’m blogging at Passionate Prose today. Come on over and take a peek.
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